My life is probably a lot like yours.
This morning I woke up, checked Instagram, then my email, then facebook, ignored any voice mails because anyone who leaves a voice mail is either geriatric or doesn’t know that I, LIKE ANYONE WHO MATTERS, doesn’t leave or check voice mail. (seriously do you…
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
“What are your hobbies??? What do you do for fun? Do you play any sports??!?”
The best of Ralph Wiggum
